I should really be here more, shouldn’t I?
Woah woah woah I’m not dead yet I sweaaaaaar.
Let’s not go on and get depressed about the fact that no one messaged me or tried to contact me in almost two weeks \O/
Great things to say during intercourse:
- Yes, this is agreeable
- Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
- What a surprising twist!
- Aren’t human beings remarkable?